10. You check under your bed for life preservers…just in case.
9. Green asparagus looks strangely discolored to you.
8. You attend a trade show and wonder where all the dogs and baby strollers are.
7. You feel the need to strike up a conversation every time you hear an American accent.
6. Working 12-hour days seems like slacking off.
5. You kiss everyone you meet three times.
4. Watches with four-digit price tags seem like entry-level steals.
3. You check your tram map to figure out how to get to your next appointment.
2. You forego cereal for breakfast in favor of cold cuts.
1. Las Vegas Market Week suddenly seems very manageable.